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| This picture is from a l--o--n--g time ago! (2008) |
Hello everyone!
I just thought you might enjoy a good laugh over these goofy advertisements/package directions sent from us by our Uncle Tom and Aunt Barbara (pictured above):
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Auto repair service. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once. You'll never go anywhere again.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
"Keep away from children." On a bottle of baby lotion.
"Do not use while sleeping." On a hairdryer.
"Do not take if allergic to aspirin." On a
bottle of aspirin.
"Do not light in face.
Do not expose to flame." On a lighter.
"Some assembly required." On a 500
piece jigsaw puzzle.
"May be harmful if swallowed." On a
shipment of hammers.
"Instructions: Put on food." On a bottle of ketchup.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." In the
manual for a chainsaw.
"These earplugs are non-toxic but may interfere with
breathing if caught in windpipe." On a package of earplugs.
"Warning: may contain nuts." On a
package of peanuts.
"Warning: may cause drowsiness." On a
bottle of sleeping pills.
"This product may cause harm if eaten." On an
aluminum chair.
"Do not turn upside down." On the
bottom of a dessert package.
"Do not iron clothes on body." On
packaging for an iron.
"Contents may catch fire." On a
book of matches.
Have a blessed and joy-filled day!
To God be the Glory,
Hannah
Have a blessed and joy-filled day!
To God be the Glory,
Hannah
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6 comments:
This was so funny - thank you! Do you mind of I re-post this? :)
Blessings,
Alyssa
Oh, please feel free to do so! Thank you for your comment. Have a blessed day!
To God be the Glory,
Hannah
Thank you Hannah!
Blessings to you too!
~Alyssa
These are so funny, Hannah! One of my favorites is the warning to not eat an aluminum chair! :) :) Thanks for posting this - I really enjoyed it!
I love you!
~Brookie
Wow...
It's just so ridiculous, that it's funny. :)
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